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How Deep in the Doghouse Am I?
Not sure where you stand on the Thoughtful Husband scale? Take this
simple quiz:
1. I have forgotten a birthday or anniversary in the last 50 years
O Yes (-30 points for each occurrence) O No (Break Even)
2. I have gone out on a “date” with her at least once in the past three
months
O Yes (Break Even) O No (-10) O Does pizza with the kids count? (-50)
3. I have turned the TV down in the middle of a game to hear about her
day
O Yes (Break Even) O No (-10) O To ask her for another beer (-100)
4. I have taken her shopping (for her) at least once in the past six
months
O Yes (Break Even) O No (-10) O Are you crazy? (-30)
5. I have taken a warming beverage to her, in bed, once a week since we
met
O Yes (Break Even) O No (-1 per week) O Huh (Go straight to Package)
6. I have written her a loving card for no reason in the past month
O Yes (+5) O No (–50) O Where would I buy one?(Package)
7. I have recently spoken ill of a relative (of hers)
O Yes (-25) O No (Zip it) O Even if they deserved it? (-50)
8. I have recently spoken ill of a former lover (of mine)
O Yes (-5, you brought her up) O No (-10, you must be thinking of her)
9. I recently paid for a massage therapist to come to the house (for
her)
O Yes (+30) O No (grab the phone)
10. I recently paid for a massage therapist to come to the house (for
me)
Let’s just not go there!
Results
Do you really need a tally?
Click here to see our Thoughtful Husband wife pampering package and show
your love that you can be a Thoughtful Husband.
“The Thoughtful Husband”
Wife Pampering Package
Show how thoughtful a partner you are by treating the love of your life to one of the following fun, romantic, never-to-be-forgotten adventures:
Break Even (if you need 30 points or fewer)
$95.00
Your lover will receive:
- A pre-visit surprise invitation personalized by you (they love the anticipation)
- Your Choice of Welcoming Gift* upon arrival (see below)
- A Trail of Silk Rose Petals To Your Bed
- Breakfast in Bed, delivered when you call
- An After Stay Gift**, sent to remind her how thoughtful you are
Out of the Doghouse (you receive 50 points) $245.00
Your lover will receive all of the above, plus:
- A 60-minute in-room, candle-lit Spa Treatment. The two travel candles go home with you
The Sure Thing (receive 100 points and score!) $395.00
To all of the above, add:
- A 60-minute in-room, candle-lit Spa Treatment for you both (couples massage)
- A pampering Take-Home Spa Gift***
- A “Get Out of the Doghouse Free Card” for you to produce next time you want to finish watching the game undisturbed.
*For Welcome Gift, choose one of the following:
- Wine or Champagne with Wine Country Inn logo glasses (yours to keep)
- Chocolates from a local renowned chocolate store
- A bouquet of fresh, local flowers
- A delicious fruit and cheese plate
**The After Stay Gift is a glass canister with the Wine Country Inn logo, filled with red silk petals to help your wife remember your thoughtfulness!
*** The Take Home Spa Gift is a wonderful assortment of home spa amenities so you can continue the romance when you get home.
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